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For Whom the Bond Tolls

 This news bodes well for me as I am no longer in my 20s…. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/james-bond-actor-age-b2194350.html

NEW JAMES BOND CANDIDATES DISQUALIFIED!

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James Bond Producers Search for a New 007 Who Will Commit for a Decade: ‘Bond Is Evolving as Men Are Evolving’ https://variety.com/2022/film/global/james-bond-007-barbara-broccoli-michael-g-wilson-1235378239/#comments I've yet to hear from the Broccolis. I'm sure they're reaching out to others so that they will have some leverage when trying to negotiate with me, but it won't work. They know as well as I that I'm the only logical and emotional choice to be the next James Bond.  So until I hear from them, I will lie in wait, just as the real 007 would, patient and still until the moment is right. 

Back in the hunt

 SPOILER ALERT: Now that Daniel Craig's 007 has seen the light and recognized that he needs to make room for his successor--me--I am once again relaunching my campaign to take over as the next James Bond.  Again, my pledge is to make Bond much more of an everyman. To show the realities of super spy life and all the lulls in between the high flying missions, of which I likely won't be in physical shape to accomplish. 

007 versus Covid-19

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As James Bond, I vow to exercise my license to kill the evil Covid-19 from the isolated confines of my couch.

IN SHOW BUSINESS, TIME IS MONEY

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As 007 I vow not to waste precious screen time  with unnecessary pauses because time is money  and there are bad guys to catch. 

ANNOUNCING MY CANDIDACY TO BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND

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I am officially tossing my hat into the ring to be the next James Bond once Daniel Craig relinquishes his license to kill.  On this site I will be making my case to the public and the producers in order to convince them of why, in fact, they should cast me as the next James Bond.  Each week, I'll share more of my platform until I am officially offered the role.  Please spread awareness of this campaign. If there's enough public support, the producers and the studio will have to give the public what it wants: Me as James Bond. Thank you, Jonny